Montana Police Blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 08/03/2016 at 14:48 • Filed to: None

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citrus > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 14:54

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“definitely not oregano”

On a street. Why even pick it up?

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 14:58

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Hey man, do you think dragons live in castles? Like if they wanted to? Cause I'm sure they could if they wanted to. Maybe they like caves better though, what do you think?

Dave the car guy , still here > citrus 08/03/2016 at 14:59

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Maybe they were Italian and it was spaghetti night at home? Actually if they had USED the weed instead of reporting it they wouldn’t have cared that it wasn’t oregano. In Colorado nobody would have said a thing.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > citrus 08/03/2016 at 15:02

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Maybe they thought it was basil.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:02

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The kayak might be stolen. Might.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:07

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My favorite is 3:15PM. Is staring as far as it went?

Tekamul > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:08

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Monday, 11:40am

How do dogs snoop?

This entire thing screams #FirstWorldProblems

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Tekamul 08/03/2016 at 15:11

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Snooping Huskies at it again.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > citrus 08/03/2016 at 15:13

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You don’t want some teenagers picking it up and getting high, you know weed is a gateway drug to cookies and potato chips.

Stapleface > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:16

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Damn, there are just too many gems here. I need to get daily police blotter updates from Montana.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:18

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Damn, I hate it when excitable guys scream and call me names.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:19

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How do people rationalize calling the police for more than half of these?

Horse related mess on a bike path? Yea, definitely need to call the cops

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 08/03/2016 at 15:26

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These are probably the no ticket issued calls. My coworker ended up in the police blotter because he had a guy threatening to “punch him in the face”. Because said guy parked his SUV in their driveway near the beach, and my coworker had it towed.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:32

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I can get calling the cops over someone threatening to punch you in the face, but for things like “saw some young girls smoking” or “a man flipped off another man” make no sense

samssun > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 15:33

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What a great place to live, if those are the typical problems faced. Meanwhile, in BaltimoreNewarkChicagoDetroitNawleansPhilly...

DrScientist > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 16:48

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i enjoy the colloquial language:

“horse-related mess”

“excitable guy”

“flipped off”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2016 at 20:54

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i grew up in a small suburb/rural town with similar police activity. then on the day of my first job interview there was a double murder, with all the news teams “brutal murder in small town!!!”. turns out 2 drug dealers wanted a place in the middle of nowhere and the deal went bad.

As i meet with each team member i wen through the “that’s a small town did you know__”

years late my uncle joined the police force as he wanted something more quiet, but quit due to it being so boring.